SFX:	(Forest sounds)
Bear:	Hey, moose, what are you looking at?
Moose:	Oh, hey, bear. New sign.
Bear:	What's it say?
Moose:	Common areas in Maine state parks are now smoke-free. 
Bear:	Yeah?
Moose:	Yeah.
Bear:	Well, it's about time. I come outside for the fresh air, not tobacco smoke, that stuff can kill you- 
Moose:	Right-
Bear:	(Becoming more agitated) 
And the cigarette butts all over the place-hey, I'm living out here, you know!? I like it clean, I like it picked up -
Moose:	Well, you are a bear. You eat… trash.
Bear:	Yeah, and I don't like it with cigarette butts, okay hat-rack head? I mean, those things are everywhere, just one could burn down this whole place-
SFX:	(Loons)
Bear:	 I, I- what is that?
Moose:	Loons.
Bear:	They never shut up, do they? 
Moose:	You are ugly today.
Bear:	Hey, look, I'm a bear!
Moose:	Just chill, go for a swim, eat a fish or something, I mean, step back-
Bear:	Sorry, I just -
Moose:	Take a deep breath-
Bear:	Okay, okay, -kay
Announcer:	A new law makes common areas in Maine state parks, including beaches and playgrounds, smoke-free. The great outdoors is now even greater. Breathe Easy. You're in Maine. 

Maine Department of Conservation, and the Maine CDC, Department of Health and Human Services.